A. Nothing happened.
B. The security folks caught you and laughed.
C. The security folks caught you, and you got arrested for being a smartass.

I'm guessing A, because if it were C I don't think I'd have heard about 
it this way and B seems unlikely because airport security doesn't seem 
to have a sense of humor.

Daniel Reeves wrote:
> Just to see how far I could push it (last trip a camelbak -- triathlon 
> style hydration thing -- full of water made it through) I tried a bottle 
> of gatorade in my shorts, big enough that it looked like I was limping 
> (though I did my best to conceal it).
> 
> ...
> 
> Go ahead, place your bets as to what happened.  I won't tell you until I 
> get a sufficient number of replies.
>