Rich Simpson

Rich in a moment of self-reflection.

Two things are immediately obvious from the above picture of Mr. Simpson. He suffers from delusions of grandeur and he was raised by wolves. What is less obvious, indeed completely unreflected by the content of the above picture, is that he his also addicted to coffee, enjoys chocolate chip cookies with beer, and often wears women's underwear. Mr. Simpson is a master's student in Bioengineering and Computer Science and Engineering as well as being wanted in three states. Mr. Simpson's future plans include taking the qualifying exams, writing the great American novel, and growing up.

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